I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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