Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
