Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
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My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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