This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
we're making bets on your personal life
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
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My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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