Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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