if you like me you must not know who I am
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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