Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
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Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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