He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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