People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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