Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
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You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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