White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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