i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
