You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Randomize
