i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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