Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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