I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Boobs are out for the taking
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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