Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
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just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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