So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
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If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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