actually, I'm a sock model
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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