he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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