I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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