You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
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It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
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He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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