Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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