im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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