I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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