We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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