I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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