please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
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It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
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Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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