I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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