How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He has the fingertips of a God
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