Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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