Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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