You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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