so that wasnt chicken after all
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
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When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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