Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
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I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
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Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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