I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
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he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
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I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize