Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
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Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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