Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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