am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
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i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
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No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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