In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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