Well douche your snatch and let's go!
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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