How has he not realized you're pregnant?
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We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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