he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
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Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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