i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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