did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
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That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
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Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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