worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
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i just identified you from a description of your pipe
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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