the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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