I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
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He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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