I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
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Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
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new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Drunk is not a location!
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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