And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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