I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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