Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
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The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
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