Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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